I like coffee. I drink it black. I have heard that if you had a spoonful of a black hole, it would be so dense that it would contain the same matter as a large amount of the earth. I use spoons to spoon my coffee into the coffeemaker. I wonder what it would be like if there was a coffee galaxy where millions of planets produced naturally growing wild coffee, more coffee than anyone could imagine. Then what if all of that coffee got sucked into a black hole that was itself only a black hole of coffee - one of those gifts of God.
Maybe someone should just market Kenya AA coffee from the highest parts of Kirinyaga possible for coffee growing, or at least near Nyeri, and market it as Black Hole Coffee.
Black Hole Coffee, in a way, represents what we want from everything. When I bite into a cheeseburger, I want a fiesta in my mouth. When I go on a 5 mile run, I want an orchestral dance party. When I take the first sip of my morning coffee, I don't just want the day to start, I want it to sing.
What I am really looking for is ideas for the main marketing slogan for black hole coffee. Got any ideas?
Wow. I am not the first to think of Black Hole Coffee. I just googled it and there is a Black Hole Coffee House in Houston Texas on 4504 Graustark Street.
Maybe I should just go to Java House in Nairobi instead.
What is your favorite coffee?
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