Here are my top ten reasons to nix your cable bill:
10. You will have more money.
9. You will burn more calories (you burn more calories staring at a blank wall than watching TV).
8. You will buy less stuff because you will be out of the loop when it comes to commercials.
7. You will read more, or if you can't read, you may learn how.
6. Your husband will have fewer images of half naked women he is not married to.
5. Your elementary school boys will have fewer images of half naked women you hope he never marries.
4. Your elementary school girls will have fewer anorexic images of half naked girls whose only value is how good they look.
3. You may find yourself praying.
2. You may read the Bible.
1. Possibly, it may lead to talking, and maybe you and your spouse will find more fun things to do than watching TV.
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